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This is a typical post, where none of that has been necessary, and the social sec has just chosen to waffle on… Anyway, details of our next hash are set out below.
The Red Lion, 42 Oxford Road, Oxford, OX3 0PH
Meet at 11 am (WINTER TIME) this Sunday for the off. (note: the blue car is likely to have moved on)
This Sunday 26th Oct, your mission 007, is to venture to the village of Old Marston and disguise yourself within the crowds of the Bicester House House Harriers Hash (BH3). Then risk everything for the thrill of the chase. Can you complete the trail and make it round in one piece? Will you complete all checks? Will you co-operate and call out all of your ‘Ons’ ? Will your gain the trust and respect of those you encircle?
Your hares this week, are Dingaling and Bondage. Don’t be put off your mission, or fooled by their happy go lucky nature, these are Spectre’s best agents, your worst nightmare…out to trick and trap as many unsuspecting hashers as they can. Stick together, drink together, and you might, just might, make it out alive.
The pub looks lovely, a good size car park, dog friendly, lots of drinks and food – Sunday roasts (might need to book) if you wish to mingle…
Likely beers to celebrate those who successfully complete their mission are: Abbot Ale, Morland and Wadworth 6X. The same beers, gins and vodka martinis, can also be your signature drink? or Down-Down.
I asked Gemini what are the odds that I might meet a real life secret agent at the pub in Old Marston…
Ans: Your chances of meeting a secret agent at the Red Lion are statistically insignificant. Even if you did, you would have no idea, which is a testament to the agent’s professionalism. Your most likely encounter would be with a friendly local, not an international spy.
I asked Gemini what are the odds of making it round a trail marked out by Dingaling and Bondage alive?
Ans: Your odds of finishing the trail (alive) might decrease if any of the following apply:
Navigation issues: Getting lost can add extra time and stress to the walk.
Injuries: Recent injuries, like a twisted ankle, could cause pain that slows you down.
Weather conditions: Muddy conditions after a recent rain could make walking more difficult..
Sabotage: Dingaling and Bondage are sly and cunning, risk of confusion, disorientation and chaos.
Oh well, looks like its last orders then! – Only time and beer will tell.
What’s not to like?
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