The Red Lion, 127 Cassington Road, Yarnton, Kidlington OX5 1QD
Meet at 11am for the off.
Disclaimer: BH3 is not political, but I couldn’t resist. This post is intended for humorous effect only.
Fresh back from Davos, we have our next, but not our last January 2026 Hash.
There was lots of drama, tension and defining speeches this week in Switzerland, but it’s only a distraction, a ‘gap filler’ to tie you over from one Sunday hash to the next. The days blur, the weeks blur, and the flour comes round again. What a wonderful form of continuity and a peaceful way to restore world order and harmony. Hash is the answer, now what was the question?
Our hares this week or none other than Kip and Nipples, pioneers of the trail and world leaders in their own right. We are in good hands, and will be surrounded by well placed flour. Thank you for laying the trails this weekend, and paving the way for a visit to the Red Lion at Yarnton.
There’s no reported validating of your car this week. Just make sure you validate your On-Ons and if in doubt, hold back at the check (yes it’s a thing – I’ve seen it (maybe even done it) myself!) If ever you need to validate you’re on the right path, then it’s when attempting to follow a Kip & Nipples trail affair. They are legendary for their sly cunning falses and clever use of flour. You have been warned!
There is no risk of Penalty Charge Notices this week, but I have heard there is a heightened state of alert concerning RAs observing the hash and identifying unlikely souls for down-downs. No-one is safe or protected from their all seeing eyes. Especially if caught hanging around on a check [trick is to appear to be ‘checking’ and that means doing slightly more than standing still like a statue] – it’s kind-a the opposite of ‘sleeping lions’.
Earlier in the week, DJT had demanded to be the hare in a couple of weeks, but I told him…
“Don*ld, you know we get along so well, we get along more than any other two people have ever gotten along. Beautiful – so nice. But Don*ld, you know – we’ve been hashing here in Bicester – far longer than you’ve been PUS [its true – absolutely true – its a fact in fact) – can’t believe it – who’d have thought it]. But Don*ld, if you really want to, then of course you would be welcome to join us, we’d love to have you join us on the hash, but lets walk before we r*n? Hares are experienced and smart and check their facts, know their onions… and well…. er….”
and he said
“EL that’s a beautiful invite. The best invite I’ve ever had, so good. The Perfect Invite for the most beautiful Hash. So who knows, yeah maybe I’ll see what happens and maybe we’ll see about the hash. We can make it happen – who knows”
Later on, when asked by reporters, “Are you seriously considering attending the BH3 hash in Yarnton, England?”, DJT replied ” Who said that? What’s that? We’ve got the best deal out of this we’ve been asking for. We’ve got a lifetime of hashing and open invite. The best. I didn’t need to use excessive flour to get it. No tariffs, no down downs. Not even a threat of fish hooks. My fish hooks are unstoppable by the way – the best. But I won’t, I won’t do it… I told BH3 that fish hooks were all my idea. Can you believe it. No fish hooks!”
Fortunately, Kip and Nipples have laid the trail, not distracted by Davos, or the whirl-wind media attention now focused on Yarnton. Fish hooks are still on the table. Flour is still on the floor. Trails have been set in motion… Bring it on! If anyone is still following, ask me while I’m at the bar “Who was Don*ld?” and I’ll buy you a pint!
What’s not to like? [DJT?]
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