Monday 13th May, Trail #2574. The hash trail this week starts and ends from:

The White Heart, 31 Newland Street, Eynsham, Witney, OX29 4LB.

Meet for a 7.00pm off with Dingaling and Bondage as your hare(s).

I was pushed for time this week, so I asked my friend, ChatGPT for help with the invite details. Here is how we got on.


Imagine you are the organiser of a trail walk/r*n that starts and ends from The White Hart pub in Eynsham, from 7pm on Monday 13 May 2024. You must create an invitation for your friends to join you, and include some jokes and humour in your invite.


Calling all walkers, ramblers, r*nners and pub enthusiasts!

Fancy stretching your legs and testing your trivia knowledge (with a healthy dose of pub snacks to refuel your brain)? Then join me on a Eynsham Escapade pub walk, starting and ending at the legendary The White Hart pub!

When: Monday 13th May, 7pm onwards (because who wants to walk in the dark?!)

Where: We’ll meet at The White Hart pub in Eynsham, OX29 4HA and set off from there on our epic (well, maybe not epic, but definitely enjoyable) adventure.

The Walk: The route is a bit of a mystery (muahahaha!), but let’s just say it involves stunning countryside views (or possibly a very convincing hedge), some light exercise (don’t worry, nothing too strenuous, unless you count lifting a pint), and a healthy dose of friendly competition (there will be pub quiz trivia involved, and let’s be honest, nobody wants to lose to their mates at a pub quiz).

What to Bring: Comfortable shoes (because who wants blisters?), your competitive spirit (but please, be nice!), and a thirst for knowledge (and possibly beer).

Disclaimer: I cannot guarantee the aforementioned stunning countryside views, but I can guarantee hilarity, terrible jokes (be warned!), and a good natter (British for chat).

So, if you’re looking for a fun way to kick off the week, escape the daily grind, and potentially win bragging rights (and maybe a free round of drinks) at the pub quiz, then RSVP by [insert your preferred method of RSVP, e.g. texting/emailing you] by Sunday 12th May.

See you there, adventurers (and quiz champions in the making)!

P.S. Feel free to bring your pet pooch (assuming it’s well-behaved and doesn’t mind the occasional pub singalong).



Anyone new to BH3 and who happens to stumble upon this post. You are very welcome to join us!


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