Trail #2605. Sunday 1st December. The Royal Sun, Begbroke with Kip and Nipples as your Hares.
The Royal Sun, 2 Woodstock Road, Begbroke, Kidlington, OX5 1RZ.
Meet at 11am for the off.
Once again, we have an amazing trail, laid by amazing hares and ready for all you amazing hashers to brave the cold winds of the north and join us for fun, fresh air, foamy beer and fine company. And that’s just in the pub car park!
On the back of a truly wonderful and most excellent New Forest BH3 Hash Weekender – we have the ‘afterparty’ of sorts and the pre-Christmas bash Hash. If you’ve not signed up for that, then please look at previous emails / Facebook posts and failing all that please just get in touch with Bonnie Cox who will ‘sort you out’.
I previously described Kip and Nipples as the ‘Torvil & Dean’ of the Hares – scoring a perfect 10/10 while dancing to the Bolero. That title still holds true. I also warned you fellow hashers to be careful and on your guard. To be weary of the welcoming smiles and charm of these two. It’s a slippery slope… once you taken that wrong turn, gone ‘just 20 more steps along the path – I’m sure I see flour ahead’ you’ve been ‘Kipped’ and when you turn around, and there’s not a living soul in sight – then you’ve just been ‘Nippled’. Don’t let it be you that’s ‘Kipped and Nippled’!
You know better than to trust them – don’t you? You’ve been warned (again)… 😊
Our own Dynamic Duo (RAs) will be looking left and right (using the green cross code) to safely traverse the Woodstock Road and keep up with the goings on – on hand to administer a first aid of sorts (alcohol was once medicinal – right?) to those who find themselves ‘Kipped’ or ‘Nippled’. Alas, they are lost souls and their work is never done.
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