Its Sunday morning and you are lying in bed contemplating Brexit and other meaningful issues like bacon and egg butties



Your trainers have dried out from the Bernwood trail, kit is washed and you’ve had a week off; well, forget your false sense of well-being. Bicester hash is back with a vengeance and a trail laid by hashers with a total disregard and lack of understanding about what “dry and flat” really means.

Come and join us for our second Covid secure trail this Sunday. Your hares specially chosen after their full frontal lobotomies will take you on a series of twists and turns to make you feel like you are alive; r*nners and walkers alike. And just so you know who to blame, its Dormobile, Clippety Clogs and Dogloss Bader who will be putting down the flour.

As usual I will be emailing those who have agreed to the Risk Assessment so PLEASE just send me a big YES by email so we know who and how many are coming. If you are not on the list, send me your email details as below.

It’ll be better and more exciting than Christmas Eve (if Christmas is still allowed) so don’t miss it.

OnOn for a Santa full of shiggy surprises.

Email me at and we’ll see you there.

Thrifty Gaffer.

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